There Is No Tiger Tee

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There Is No Tiger Tee
There Is No Tiger Tee
There Is No Tiger Tee
There Is No Tiger Tee
There Is No Tiger Tee
There Is No Tiger Tee
There Is No Tiger Tee
There Is No Tiger Tee
There Is No Tiger Tee
There Is No Tiger Tee
There Is No Tiger Tee
There Is No Tiger Tee

"MAN IS NOT WORRIED BY REAL PROBLEMS SO MUCH AS BY HIS IMAGINED ANXIETIES ABOUT REAL PROBLEMS."

—EPICTETUS


A businessman on a trip to Chicago was having trouble sleeping one night.

He botched an important client presentation in front of his bosses earlier that day and wasn't sure if he would still have a job the next morning. Even though it was late in the night, he got dressed and went down to the hotel bar.

The only other person there was a tough-looking Polish bartender with a thick accent smoking a cigarette.

"Can I have a gin a tonic please?" asked the businessman.

The bartender took a long drag of her cigarette and replied, "Yes, you could have something dull, unremarkable... or you could have the best vodka you've ever had... up to you."

"Sure, yeah, I'll have the vodka..."

She reached deep under the bar and pulled out a bottle of Polish vodka, poured him a shot and one for herself.

As she was pouring, the businessman noticed a phrase tattooed on her hand. This was before tattoos were as popular and it looked as if it could've been self-made.

"What does that say?" he asked.

"20,000 years ago... not so good. You could get killed by a tiger, or bear, or you fall through the ice... you know? And we're here now because back then, we learned to freak out about danger... back then, everything was trying to kill you. But 20,000 years later, now we have a bad meeting, and we freak out... you know? But, it's not gonna kill us... ok? 

It says... Nie ma tygrysa. There is no tiger."

Is there something in your life causing you stress?
A potentially bad outcome that is keeping you up at night?

If this potential scenario was to happen, would it kill you?

 

Nie ma tygrysa, 🐅
-GFDD


PS. He found out later, the woman was not a hotel employee, just another guest like him who was up late and climbed behind the bar.

PPS. The man in this story is Neal Foard, listen to him tell the fantastic full version here. We heard his story this week and it hit home for us, hope it hits home for you too. If so, forward this email to someone you think should start their week with it also. 🙏🏼🏴

 

Sizes S-3XL

 

This fitted tee is a cotton/poly blend fabric meant to stand up to consistent wear.

HOW TO CARE FOR GFDD PRINTED GARMENTS:

  • Turn garment inside out.
  • Wash similar fabrics together (if you have the entire collection of GFDD tees, this should be easy...)
  • Wash in cold water on gentle cycle.
  • Use a mild detergent.
  • **Do not use liquid fabric softener**
  • If possible, avoid drying in a dryer. Hang or lay flat to dry.

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Jeff Oostyen
Love this Sh!zzz

Hey, Got my stuff and it's awesome. The trucker hat is a very cool design and I keep getting compliments. So, that's rad. The T-shirt are extremely comfy, fit me great, and the material is perfect...didn't shring when I washed them. So, overall, I very satisified. Y'all need to get some! What are you waiting for? Go look and order, NOW!

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Zachary Pierce

Great quality shirts, athletic fit and don’t really every fade! Love their products!

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Curtis Gregor
My favorite so far…

As always the fit and quality are top notch!
The message is on point!
The shipping was fast and my order perfect!
And last but certainly not least the people there are some of the finest I’ve ever encountered!
Keep being awesome!!

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Brandon Williams
Another dope design

As it became my mantra for a few years the “There is No Tiger” tee really spoke to me.

The soft wash cotton shirt is super comfy and for that reason alone I’d recommend someone pick whatever design they like. I have six of their tees at this point and they’re all the same fit and comfortable fabric.

I’m 5’8” ~175 lbs and a medium, once washed and dried, is pretty perfect for me. Long enough that if I put my hands to my grips, or lift them over my head, the shirt doesn’t ride up much. Not skin tight but also not billowy. Perfect for this 47 year old with an eternal 90’s skater kid style.

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Nicholas Zimmerman
Safety Second, Fun First

Great product, fast shipping-there is no tiger. “Get on your bikes and ride!”-Freddie Mercury