I received my “I love motorcycles” hat from Go Fast Don’t Die a little over a week ago, and since then everything in my life has changed. After putting this hat on, I noticed I had gained 20 pounds of muscle and lost my beer belly immediately. The wife salivates over my six pack, and I’ve gone from struggling to bench 225 to repping out 25 reps, no sweat. Might try out for the NFL. If George Washington had this hat, we would have skipped the whole Revolutionary War and gone straight to opening up a can of whoop-ass at Yorktown, promptly sending those tea obsessed Brits back across the pond to toil over their lands and titles, and all while looking stylish as HELL. Idk if King Leonidas of Sparta would be intimidated by this hat, necessarily, but I wouldn’t rule it out. If you’re wondering if you should buy one, the real question is only how many should you buy immediately.